Just say no to Ike (and other things i have learned from her long legs)

to ogle over Tina Turner's long legs seems at her age to be a little more than disturbing but damn... have you seen her legs??  i remember being 15 and working at her concert at Sandstone Amphitheater... so much alcohol was served at that concert.. the police checkpoints outside the venue were hideous. and her legs... her legs oh my god those legs... (truth be told i am not a big Tina turner fan and had forgotten all bout her until recently)

the other night at work, my manager walks into the warehouse and proceeds to tell us, jokingly of course that tonight was Tina Turner night and launches into a horrific rendition of proud mary which i make worse by joining in in true Tina Turner fashion.. "fast and furious, oh my fucking god here comes Ike" style... then we try to think of other Tina Turner songs... it is then that i realize i only know 4 Tina Turner songs off the top of my head... we even went to different apps on our phones trying to find a different Tina Turner song... the results were always the same... i guess she only has four songs.

but those legs...  did i mention those legs??

(truth be told, i've learned nothing from those legs.)